05 May 09
friction non-fiction
- Nelson: Do you think that people would really slip and fall if they step on a banana peel?
- Kevin: Well... maybe if it was on ice...
05 May 09
A Sincere Letter
Dear Apple,
Thank you for making the MacBook a solid unibody design, lacking in cracks for liquids to seep through.
………………………………………………………….
Dear Chocolate Milk,
FUCK YOU!
02 May 09
internet vultures
- nelson says: (12:55:00 PM) i think they're good [website ideas]. but they mustn't be shared on the internets. internet thief and pirate paranoia besets me.
- Marcel says: (12:55:10 PM) really?
- nelson says: (12:55:16 PM) yeah
- Marcel says: (12:55:33 PM) are you afraid people are gonna torrent your msnspace
- nelson says: (12:55:40 PM) i'm afraid if I share my ideas over...yeah. exactly
- nelson says: (12:56:02 PM) even this subject is iffy to talk about. what if it's funny?
- Marcel says: (12:56:09 PM) it isn't
- nelson says: (12:56:20 PM) oh... well people shouldn't steal my ideas regardless
02 May 09
Truly Aspirational
I guess I hope one day I’ll become internet famous, make loads of money, pay off the family debt, and become newsworthy charitable unbeknownst to the world.
Yes, that’s right. All in one day.
24 Apr 09
H-E-L-L-O W-O-R-L- D!
Near Future Ambition: Learn sign language.
Nearer Future Ambition (after watching the video after upload): Learn how to edit video. Stupid mirror effect…
Disregard the bowling alley music.
