May 2009
4 posts
friction non-fiction
Nelson: Do you think that people would really slip and fall if they step on a banana peel?
Kevin: Well... maybe if it was on ice...
A Sincere Letter
Dear Apple,
Thank you for making the MacBook a solid unibody design, lacking in cracks for liquids to seep through.
………………………………………………………….
Dear Chocolate Milk,
FUCK YOU!
internet vultures
nelson says: (12:55:00 PM) i think they're good [website ideas]. but they mustn't be shared on the internets. internet thief and pirate paranoia besets me.
Marcel says: (12:55:10 PM) really?
nelson says: (12:55:16 PM) yeah
Marcel says: (12:55:33 PM) are you afraid people are gonna torrent your msnspace
nelson says: (12:55:40 PM) i'm afraid if I share my ideas over...yeah. exactly
nelson says: (12:56:02 PM) even this subject is iffy to talk about. what if it's funny?
Marcel says: (12:56:09 PM) it isn't
nelson says: (12:56:20 PM) oh... well people shouldn't steal my ideas regardless
Truly Aspirational
I guess I hope one day I’ll become internet famous, make loads of money, pay off the family debt, and become newsworthy charitable unbeknownst to the world.
Yes, that’s right. All in one day.
April 2009
3 posts
2 tags
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WatchH-E-L-L-O W-O-R-L- D! Near Future Ambition: Learn sign language. Nearer Future Ambition (after watching the video after upload): Learn how to edit video. Stupid mirror effect… Disregard the bowling alley music.
